Episodes

6 days ago
6 days ago
The Sports Detention Podcast is back with your weekly wrap of all things sport. NRL Round 3 is in the books, and we check in on the Super League action. Formula 1 returns to China as the season heats up, while UFC Fight Night in London delivers plenty of talking points. Plus, “What’s the Question?” makes its return, the internet remains undefeated, and of course, the ever-controversial “Penis of the Week.” All this and more in another big week of sporting chaos—tune in!

Monday Mar 17, 2025
The Sports Detention Episode #89 - Front Loading Our Energy!
Monday Mar 17, 2025
Monday Mar 17, 2025
The Sports Detention Podcast delivers another weekly rundown of all the biggest stories in sport. NRL Round 2 is in the books, and we break down all the action. Over in England, the EPL rolls on, and the League Cup reaches its climax. Fight fans have plenty to look forward to with some massive bouts on the horizon. Golf takes center stage with The Players Championship. Plus, the return of “What’s the Question?”, the internet remains undefeated, and, of course, the infamous “Penis of the Week.” Tune in for all this and more!

Monday Mar 10, 2025
The Sports Detention Episode #88 - The Ramblings of a Rugby League fan!
Monday Mar 10, 2025
Monday Mar 10, 2025
The Sports Detention Podcast is back, and Greggo is left to his own devices—what could possibly go wrong? Rugby League Round 1 is in the books, with plenty to dissect from the opening week. Over in the EPL, things go from bad to worse as Liverpool pull further ahead. UFC 313 delivers the action, and we break it all down. Plus, the return of “What’s the Question?”, the infamous “Penis of the Week,” and all the usual chaos from around the sporting world. Strap in for another wild ride!

Monday Mar 03, 2025
The Sports Detention Episode #87 - The Las Vegas Fallout!
Monday Mar 03, 2025
Monday Mar 03, 2025
The Sports Detention Podcast delivers your weekly dose of sporting chaos! This week, it’s all about Vegas as Rugby League’s historic season opener takes center stage. The bright lights, the big hits, and the drama—it's all happening. Plus, we dive into the biggest moments from around the sports world, tackle the burning questions in “What’s the Question?”, and, of course, the internet remains undefeated. And no episode is complete without the legendary “Penis of the Week.” Buckle up for another unfiltered, no-holds-barred breakdown of the week in sport!

Monday Feb 24, 2025
The Sports Detention Episode #86 - Is that a weapon or a floatie?
Monday Feb 24, 2025
Monday Feb 24, 2025
The Sports Detention Podcast brings you the weekly report from around the sporting world! Rugby League pre-season is wrapped up, and all eyes turn to Vegas for the season opener. The UFC has dropped some massive fight announcements, setting the stage for an explosive year. Meanwhile, the EPL goes from bad to worse—Liverpool continue their dominant run, leaving the competition in their dust. Plus, our favorite segments return: “What’s the Question?”, “Who Am I?”, the internet’s undefeated moments, and the ever-iconic “Penis of the Week.” Strap in for another unfiltered, action-packed episode!

Monday Feb 17, 2025
The Sports Detention Episode #85 - Are Those Hands Contaminated?
Monday Feb 17, 2025
Monday Feb 17, 2025
The Sports Detention Podcast delivers the weekly report from around the sporting world! Rugby League pre-season is in full swing, with the All Stars clash setting the tone for the year ahead. The Four Nations hockey tournament has caught our attention, and we break down the action. Jannik Sinner lives up to his name in dramatic fashion, while the EPL begrudgingly gets a mention. Plus, our favorite segments—"What’s the Question?", "Who Am I?", the internet’s undefeated moments, and of course, the legendary "Penis of the Week." Another jam-packed episode you don’t want to miss—tune in now!

Monday Feb 10, 2025
The Sports Detention Episode #84 - Pre-season perspectives!
Monday Feb 10, 2025
Monday Feb 10, 2025
The Sports Detention Podcast is back with all the news from around the water cooler! Rugby League has returned, and we break down all the big stories from the opening round. The Super Bowl has been decided, and we dissect the game, the key moments, and the fallout from the biggest event in sports. UFC 312 delivered, and we review the standout performances and surprises. Plus, our favourite segments—“What’s the Question?”, punting results, the internet’s undefeated moments, and the legendary “Penis of the Week.” It’s all wrapped up in another jam-packed episode—tune in now!

Monday Jan 27, 2025
The Sports Detention Episode #83 - The Sperminator!
Monday Jan 27, 2025
Monday Jan 27, 2025
This week, we dive into all the latest Rugby League news, discuss the ins and outs of vasectomies, and cover the biggest stories in Boxing. We also take a look at Donald Trump’s impact on the sporting world, the action from the Australian Open, and the NFL Conference games. Our fan-favorite segments return, including “What’s the Question?”, punting tips, the internet’s undefeated moments, and the ever-entertaining “Penis of the Week.” It’s a jam-packed episode filled with sports, laughs, and surprises.

The sports detention podcast is a creation of two secondary educators who found themselves despite inadequate qualifications, discussing the ins and outs of sport and entertainment in between classes. Since recording these conversations within a podcast format, the listeners have grown significantly from colleagues who were forced to listen to the waffle, to a group of dedicated fans known as the "Students".