Episodes

Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Welcome to this week's edition of the Football Show Podcast! Strap in as we dive into the wild world of football drama. Fans have taken their support to the sailing realm, crashing boats in a show of passion for their team. Aston Villa is on fire and enjoying getting high off the lines. Ten Hag faces strife as the pressure cooker intensifies. In a heartwarming turn, the Fred Hollows Foundation is teaming up with Arsenal FC, blending football and philanthropy. Get ready for trivia that will test your football IQ, "Who am I" to stump your friends, and the nail-biting segment "Sign or Decline." Stay tuned for the "Who Cares" report, where we dissect the latest controversies and ask the burning question: does anyone really care? It's a rollercoaster of emotions, scandals, and football frenzy—all in one podcast!

Monday Dec 11, 2023
The Sports Detention Episode #38 - The In-Season Podcast!
Monday Dec 11, 2023
Monday Dec 11, 2023
Join us in Sports Detention for an uneducated yet uproarious take on the sports world. Dive into the chaos as we discuss explosive sporting moments, irrational fears like heights, and Nathan Cleary's future in the mighty blue and gold. Get the inside scoop on rugby league preseason action, intense fight talk, the intriguing in-season tournament, and a dose of punting excitement. Plus, stay tuned for the grand finale – the ever-anticipated "Penis of the Week." It's a wild ride through sports, absurdities, and humor that defines the unique charm of Sports Detention. Don't miss out on the madness!

Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
In this episode of Sports Detention, brace yourself for an uneducated yet passionate take on the beautiful game. Poddy's back, Cosi's ten hut, but Berta's mysteriously missing in action. We dissect all the Premier League weekend headlines, applauding Newcastle for playing exceptional football while also acknowledging the notorious reputation of their fervent fans and their occasionally colorful language. Engage in the laughter with "Drunk Uncle Trivia," test your football knowledge with "Who Am I?" and wrap it up with the whimsical "Who Cares Report." It's a football fiesta with unexpected twists, undeniable charm, and a dash of fan fervor – the Sports Detention way! Join us for an entertaining journey through the weekend's football madness.

Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
The Sports Detention Episode #37 - We can sort it out in the ring!
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
In this unapologetically uneducated journey through the sports world, Sports Detention tackles the hilarious realm of stitch-ups, debates the ethics of reclining seats, and delves into the unexpected outrage caused by Guzman y Gomez upsetting vegetarians. From hard-hitting rugby league and intense fight talk to the audacious idea of promoting David Warner vs. Mitchell Johnson in an MMA showdown, we explore it all. Brace for laughter and unexpected moments as we round off with our signature touch – presenting the "Penis of the Week." It's a wild ride through sports, absurdities, and humor that defines the unique charm of Sports Detention.

Thursday Nov 30, 2023
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
In this bold football episode, Sports Detention fearlessly tackles controversy, upsetting the French with unfiltered opinions. A curveball hits as Poddy battles COVID-19, adding a touch of reality to the banter. Join the debate as we proclaim Kobbie Mainoo the greatest midfielder ever and dissect Chelsea FC's troubles. From goalkeeper gaffes to uproarious "Drunk Uncle Trivia" and brain-teasing "Who Am I?" challenges, the episode promises laughs and challenges. We wrap up with Berta's whimsical "Who Cares Report," delivering the most trivial news. It's a rollercoaster of football emotions, opinions, and humor that defines the essence of Sports Detention.

Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
The Sports Detention Episode #36 - It was good while it lasted...
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Join us in the latest episode of Sports Detention, where our unapologetically uneducated perspectives collide with the sports world's chaos. We remember the great contributions of "Poddy" after he kicked the tin, and explore the unexpected peril of testicles under attack. From hard-hitting rugby league and intense fight talk to the latest NFL updates and a thorough F1 review, we cover it all. Brace for laughter and cringe-worthy moments as we round off the episode with our signature touch – presenting the "Penis of the Week." It's a wild journey through sports, opinions, and the absurdities that make our podcast uniquely entertaining.

Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
The Sports Detention Football Show Season 2023/24 Episode #7 -The Great Everton Debate!
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
In this unapologetically bold football episode, Sports Detention fearlessly takes on the unpredictable world of cancel culture. We navigate the controversial waters of world football by reluctantly discussing the Socceroos' latest escapades and Everton's points deduction. Brace for laughter with "Drunk Uncle Trivia," a segment that promises uproarious football knowledge. Challenge your wits with "Who Am I?" before we cap off the show with Berta's whimsical "Who Cares Report," delivering a delightful dose of the most inconsequential news. It's a no-holds-barred, entertaining ride through the world of football, where controversy meets comedy, and cancel culture is met head-on.

Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
The Sports Detention Episode #35 - Champions of the World
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
In this action-packed episode of Sports Detention, we traverse the globe for eclectic sports news. Join us as we uncover former Victorian Premier Dan Andrews' golfing pursuits and witness horses taking an unexpected flight. Brace yourself for "Hell Week" with David Goggins, a testament to mental and physical endurance. Delve into the latest rugby league TV deals and get your fight fix with the latest updates. Our cricket enthusiasts are in for a treat with a thorough review of the Cricket World Cup, celebrating our champion Aussies. As always, we wrap up with a humorous touch - introducing the "Penis of the Week." It's an hour of sports, laughs, and the unexpected!

The sports detention podcast is a creation of two secondary educators who found themselves despite inadequate qualifications, discussing the ins and outs of sport and entertainment in between classes. Since recording these conversations within a podcast format, the listeners have grown significantly from colleagues who were forced to listen to the waffle, to a group of dedicated fans known as the "Students".