Episodes

Monday Feb 17, 2025
The Sports Detention Episode #85 - Are Those Hands Contaminated?
Monday Feb 17, 2025
Monday Feb 17, 2025
The Sports Detention Podcast delivers the weekly report from around the sporting world! Rugby League pre-season is in full swing, with the All Stars clash setting the tone for the year ahead. The Four Nations hockey tournament has caught our attention, and we break down the action. Jannik Sinner lives up to his name in dramatic fashion, while the EPL begrudgingly gets a mention. Plus, our favorite segments—"What’s the Question?", "Who Am I?", the internet’s undefeated moments, and of course, the legendary "Penis of the Week." Another jam-packed episode you don’t want to miss—tune in now!

Monday Feb 10, 2025
The Sports Detention Episode #84 - Pre-season perspectives!
Monday Feb 10, 2025
Monday Feb 10, 2025
The Sports Detention Podcast is back with all the news from around the water cooler! Rugby League has returned, and we break down all the big stories from the opening round. The Super Bowl has been decided, and we dissect the game, the key moments, and the fallout from the biggest event in sports. UFC 312 delivered, and we review the standout performances and surprises. Plus, our favourite segments—“What’s the Question?”, punting results, the internet’s undefeated moments, and the legendary “Penis of the Week.” It’s all wrapped up in another jam-packed episode—tune in now!

Monday Jan 27, 2025
The Sports Detention Episode #83 - The Sperminator!
Monday Jan 27, 2025
Monday Jan 27, 2025
This week, we dive into all the latest Rugby League news, discuss the ins and outs of vasectomies, and cover the biggest stories in Boxing. We also take a look at Donald Trump’s impact on the sporting world, the action from the Australian Open, and the NFL Conference games. Our fan-favorite segments return, including “What’s the Question?”, punting tips, the internet’s undefeated moments, and the ever-entertaining “Penis of the Week.” It’s a jam-packed episode filled with sports, laughs, and surprises.

Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
The Sports Detention Episode #82 - The return!
Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Welcome to The Sports Detention Podcast—back for the 2025 season! We’re diving into all the biggest headlines in sport, with the latest Rugby League news, Boxing, UFC action, and Premier League drama. We break down the College Football National Championship and look ahead to the NFL Conference games. Our fan-favorite segments return, including “Who Am I?”, punting insights, the internet’s undefeated moments, and of course, the always-entertaining “Penis of the Week.” It’s a brand-new season packed with sports, laughs, and plenty of banter. Tune in and get ready for another epic year!

Monday Dec 16, 2024
The Sports Detention Episode #81 - Seasons Endings!
Monday Dec 16, 2024
Monday Dec 16, 2024
Welcome to The Sports Detention Podcast! This week, we delve into some wild conspiracy theories and discuss the potential for a Papua New Guinea NRL team. We cover the latest in cricket, boxing, UFC action, and all the drama from the Premier League and NFL. In "What's the Question?", we tackle intriguing sports puzzles, along with our usual punting tips, the internet’s undefeated moments, and the hilarious "Penis of the Week." It’s a packed episode filled with sports, speculation, and laughs. Tune in for all the action and insights!

Monday Dec 09, 2024
The Sports Detention Episode #80 - Back with a Bang!
Monday Dec 09, 2024
Monday Dec 09, 2024
Welcome to The Sports Detention Podcast! This week, the Broncos make a bold statement, telling the boys to "put them away," while JD heads back to school. We dive into the latest in cricket, the action-packed UFC 310, and all the drama from the Premier League and NFL. Our "What's the Question?" segment returns, and we debut the exciting new game "Who Am I?" Plus, we’ve got punting tips, the internet’s undefeated moments, and the always-entertaining "Penis of the Week." It’s a jam-packed episode full of sports, insights, and laughs.

Monday Nov 18, 2024
The Sports Detention Episode #79 - Up the Snot.....Now let's Trot!
Monday Nov 18, 2024
Monday Nov 18, 2024
Welcome to The Sports Detention Podcast! This week, we dive into the buzz around the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight and break down all the action from UFC 309. We also explore the NRL transfer window as clubs shake up their rosters and the Foxx trots into Parramatta, plus the latest from the NFL. Cricket heats up, and the EPL returns with all the drama and excitement. In our "What's the Question?" segment, we tackle some intriguing sports mysteries. As always, we’ve got punting tips, the internet’s undefeated moments, and the hilarious "Penis of the Week." Tune in for a jam-packed episode filled with sports and laughs!

Monday Nov 11, 2024
The Sports Detention Episode #78 - You Cannot Wear That!
Monday Nov 11, 2024
Monday Nov 11, 2024
This week, we break down the Pacific Championship final and dive into the action-packed Fast Five Netball tournament. We discuss the best (and worst) of bad taste dress-ups and provide a full Premier League review. Plus, we explore the buzz around the rumored Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson showdown and catch up on cricket as it heats up in the subcontinent. In "What's the Question?", we tackle more sports oddities, along with punting tips, the internet’s undefeated moments, and the ever-entertaining "Penis of the Week." It's a loaded episode packed with sports insights and laughs! Tune in now!

The sports detention podcast is a creation of two secondary educators who found themselves despite inadequate qualifications, discussing the ins and outs of sport and entertainment in between classes. Since recording these conversations within a podcast format, the listeners have grown significantly from colleagues who were forced to listen to the waffle, to a group of dedicated fans known as the "Students".