Episodes

Thursday Apr 11, 2024
The Sports Detention Football Show Season 2023/24 Episode #19 - Ready for the run!
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Welcome to The Sports Detention Football Show, where we dissect the latest headlines from the Premier League! Join us as we navigate through the highs and lows of upcoming matches, analyse the fantasy football landscape, and delve into the prestigious Hall of Fame. Test your football knowledge with "Who am I, sign or decline?" and stay tuned for the candid "Who Cares Report." Whether you're a die-hard fan or a casual observer, this episode promises a dynamic blend of analysis, predictions, and a touch of humor. Get ready for a detention session packed with football insights and entertainment!

Monday Apr 08, 2024
The Sports Detention Episode #52 - The Show Goes On!
Monday Apr 08, 2024
Monday Apr 08, 2024
Welcome to The Sports Detention Podcast, where we dive deep into the whirlwind of sports and social media! Join us for a lively discussion on the latest trends in the digital sphere, alongside insightful rugby league chatter as questions swirl around the coaches. Get ready for a breakdown of The Masters and anticipation for UFC 300 in "What's the Question?". Explore the wild wonders of the internet's undefeated moments and brace yourself for the comedic relief of the "Penis of the Week." It's a blend of sports, entertainment, and laughs that'll keep you hooked from start to finish!

Monday Mar 25, 2024
The Sports Detention Episode #51 - The Hollywood Blockbuster
Monday Mar 25, 2024
Monday Mar 25, 2024
Welcome back to The Sports Detention Podcast, where we dive deep into the world of sports with our unique perspective! In this episode, we're bringing you all the latest rugby league news from round 3, dissecting every play, controversy, and standout performance.
But that's just the beginning! We're also rolling out our highly anticipated Stream of the Week, serving up the best in sports entertainment right to your screens. From the intensity of UFC matchups to the glitz and glam of Hollywood blockbusters, we've got it all covered.
And of course, we'll rev our engines with the latest updates from the fast-paced world of F1 racing, keeping you on the edge of your seat with every twist and turn.
But wait, there's more! Stay tuned for our quirky segment, "Penis of the Week," where we highlight the most unforgettable moments from the sporting world.
So grab your headphones, kick back, and join us for another exciting episode of The Sports Detention Podcast!

Monday Mar 18, 2024
The Sports Detention Episode #50 - A Solid Knock!
Monday Mar 18, 2024
Monday Mar 18, 2024
Welcome back to The Sports Detention Podcast, your ultimate source for all things sports! In today's episode, we're diving headfirst into the latest rugby league news from round 2, where every tackle, try, and triumph is dissected with unfiltered enthusiasm.
But that's not all! We're also unveiling our highly anticipated Stream of the Week, delivering top-notch sports content straight to your screens. From the octagon to the green, we'll cover the adrenaline-pumping action of UFC Fight Night and the drama of The Players Championship in golf.
And of course, we couldn't forget our offbeat segment, "Penis of the Week," where we highlight the most memorable (and perhaps unconventional) moments from the sporting world.
So grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and join us for a rollercoaster ride through the world of sports on The Sports Detention Podcast!

Monday Mar 04, 2024
The Sports Detention Episode #49 - Live from the Kitchen!
Monday Mar 04, 2024
Monday Mar 04, 2024
Welcome, sports aficionados, to another riveting episode of The Sports Detention Podcast! Today, we've got the lowdown on all the rugby league action straight from the vibrant city of Vegas, where the excitement is palpable and the stakes are high.
But that's not all! We'll also unveil our coveted Stream of the Week, bringing you the best in sports entertainment right to your screens. Plus, we'll delve into the adrenaline-fueled world of UFC Fight Night, dissect the latest cricket updates, and rev our engines with the latest F1 news—where Christian Horner's dodging accusations keep the drama alive!
And of course, we couldn't forget our quirky segment, "Penis of the Week," where we highlight the most memorable moments from the sporting world.
So grab your headphones, tune in, and get ready for a jam-packed episode of The Sports Detention Podcast!

Thursday Feb 29, 2024
Thursday Feb 29, 2024
Welcome to The Sports Detention Football Show, where we analyse the week of football through our refreshingly uneducated lenses! Get ready as we dive into the latest EPL headlines, including the hot topic of points deductions shaking up the league standings. Ever pondered what a decent sentence should be for a football-related crime? We'll tackle that controversial question head-on, offering our unfiltered opinions.
But wait, there's more! In our segment "Who Am I? The Who Cares Report," we'll explore the obscure and irrelevant with our trademark humor and irreverence. Plus, stay tuned for exciting announcements and much more as we navigate the twists and turns of the beautiful game.
So grab your scarf, settle in, and join us for another episode of The Sports Detention Football Show—where ignorance is bliss, and opinions are aplenty!

Monday Feb 26, 2024
The Sports Detention Episode #48 - Getting Ready to Rumble!
Monday Feb 26, 2024
Monday Feb 26, 2024
Welcome, sports enthusiasts, to another electrifying episode of The Sports Detention Podcast! Hold onto your seats as we kick off with the thrilling news of rugby league hitting the bright lights of Vegas this week, promising action-packed showdowns and unforgettable moments. But that's just the beginning!
We've got all bases covered, from the heart-pounding clashes of the Six Nations to the adrenaline-fueled UFC Fight Night. Plus, we'll tee off with the latest updates from the world of golf and explore the unexpected phenomenon of farting at the darts—yes, you heard that right!
With a lineup as diverse as our interests, there's something for everyone in this episode. So grab your favorite jersey, settle in, and get ready for a rollercoaster ride through the world of sports with The Sports Detention Podcast!

Thursday Feb 22, 2024
Thursday Feb 22, 2024
Welcome to The Sports Detention Football Show, where we dissect the world of football through our refreshingly uneducated eyes! Strap in as we navigate through the highs and lows of the week's action, from the latest EPL headlines to the merry-go-round of managerial job offerings. Ever wondered what it takes to be an elite football club? We'll tackle that question head-on, exploring the traits that set the best apart from the rest.
But wait, there's more! In our segment "Who Am I? The Who Cares Report," we'll delve into the obscure and irrelevant with our trademark wit and irreverence. Plus, stay tuned for exciting announcements and much more as we journey through the beautiful game. So grab your scarf, settle in, and let's kick off another episode of The Sports Detention Football Show!

The sports detention podcast is a creation of two secondary educators who found themselves despite inadequate qualifications, discussing the ins and outs of sport and entertainment in between classes. Since recording these conversations within a podcast format, the listeners have grown significantly from colleagues who were forced to listen to the waffle, to a group of dedicated fans known as the "Students".