The Sports Detention
Two delinquent educators break away from the classroom to give you an alternate view on sports and entertainment.
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Monday Jan 08, 2024
Monday Jan 08, 2024
In this episode of The Sports Detention Podcast, we dive deep into the pulse of the sports and social media world! Join us for a lively discussion on the latest in social media buzz, followed by an in-depth breakdown of the Roosters and Rabbitohs in the rugby league domain. As the NFL gears up for the wildcard weekend, we provide a comprehensive wrap-up alongside predictions for coaches on the hot seat. Uncover the latest developments in the integrity report, explore the thrilling world of punting, and, of course, stay tuned for the humorous "Penis of the Week." It's a jam-packed detention session you won't want to miss!
Thursday Jan 04, 2024
Thursday Jan 04, 2024
Welcome to The Sports Detention Football Podcast! Join us as we unpack the headlines from the thrilling Christmas and New Year's football matches, providing insights and commentary on the standout moments. Dive into the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) wrap-up, discuss upcoming matches, and explore the excitement surrounding the AFCON and the Asia Cup. Test your football knowledge with "Who am I, sign or decline?" and stay tuned for our candid "Who Cares Report." Whether you're a die-hard fan or a casual observer, this episode promises a dynamic blend of analysis, predictions, and a touch of humor. Don't miss out on the football talk – it's detention time!
Thursday Jan 04, 2024
Thursday Jan 04, 2024
Welcome to The Sports Detention Podcast, your weekly escape from the ordinary in the sports world! In this episode, we're diving into the excitement of New Year's resolutions within the realm of sports. Join us as we break down the latest in rugby league and provide a comprehensive wrap-up of the NFL action. Delve into the intriguing details of the integrity report making headlines and explore the world of punting with us. Stay tuned for a humorous touch as we crown the "Penis of the Week," highlighting those not-so-stellar moments in sports. Get ready for an entertaining blend of laughs, insights, and all things sports in this detention you won't want to miss!
Monday Dec 18, 2023
Monday Dec 18, 2023
In this festive edition of Sports Detention, our uneducated banter takes center stage for a Christmas special. The entire crew is in-studio, bringing you the big Premier League headlines from the weekend. Experience the excitement of a mystery football shirt gift exchange, followed by uproarious laughter with "Drunk Uncle Trivia." Test your football knowledge with "Who Am I?" and conclude the year with Berta's whimsical "Who Cares Report." It's a joyous celebration of the beautiful game, holiday surprises, and the signature humor that defines the unique charm of Sports Detention. Join us for a merry journey through the weekend's football madness!
Monday Dec 18, 2023
Monday Dec 18, 2023
In this episode of Sports Detention, we serve up an uneducated yet entertaining perspective on the sports world. Marvel at Australian Idol star Paulini's unwavering determination to get her P's, explore the unexpected dangers of mobility scooters turned deadly weapons, and dive into the latest rugby league updates. From the peculiar world of golf shoes to intense fight talk, thrilling punting adventures, and the grand finale – the notorious "Penis of the Week" – we cover it all. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride through sports, absurdities, and humor that defines the signature charm of Sports Detention. Don't miss the madness!
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Welcome to this week's edition of the Football Show Podcast! Strap in as we dive into the wild world of football drama. Fans have taken their support to the sailing realm, crashing boats in a show of passion for their team. Aston Villa is on fire and enjoying getting high off the lines. Ten Hag faces strife as the pressure cooker intensifies. In a heartwarming turn, the Fred Hollows Foundation is teaming up with Arsenal FC, blending football and philanthropy. Get ready for trivia that will test your football IQ, "Who am I" to stump your friends, and the nail-biting segment "Sign or Decline." Stay tuned for the "Who Cares" report, where we dissect the latest controversies and ask the burning question: does anyone really care? It's a rollercoaster of emotions, scandals, and football frenzy—all in one podcast!
Monday Dec 11, 2023
Monday Dec 11, 2023
Join us in Sports Detention for an uneducated yet uproarious take on the sports world. Dive into the chaos as we discuss explosive sporting moments, irrational fears like heights, and Nathan Cleary's future in the mighty blue and gold. Get the inside scoop on rugby league preseason action, intense fight talk, the intriguing in-season tournament, and a dose of punting excitement. Plus, stay tuned for the grand finale – the ever-anticipated "Penis of the Week." It's a wild ride through sports, absurdities, and humor that defines the unique charm of Sports Detention. Don't miss out on the madness!
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
In this episode of Sports Detention, brace yourself for an uneducated yet passionate take on the beautiful game. Poddy's back, Cosi's ten hut, but Berta's mysteriously missing in action. We dissect all the Premier League weekend headlines, applauding Newcastle for playing exceptional football while also acknowledging the notorious reputation of their fervent fans and their occasionally colorful language. Engage in the laughter with "Drunk Uncle Trivia," test your football knowledge with "Who Am I?" and wrap it up with the whimsical "Who Cares Report." It's a football fiesta with unexpected twists, undeniable charm, and a dash of fan fervor – the Sports Detention way! Join us for an entertaining journey through the weekend's football madness.
The sports detention podcast is a creation of two secondary educators who found themselves despite inadequate qualifications, discussing the ins and outs of sport and entertainment in between classes. Since recording these conversations within a podcast format, the listeners have grown significantly from colleagues who were forced to listen to the waffle, to a group of dedicated fans known as the "Students".