The Sports Detention
Two delinquent educators break away from the classroom to give you an alternate view on sports and entertainment.
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Episodes
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
In this unapologetically uneducated journey through the sports world, Sports Detention tackles the hilarious realm of stitch-ups, debates the ethics of reclining seats, and delves into the unexpected outrage caused by Guzman y Gomez upsetting vegetarians. From hard-hitting rugby league and intense fight talk to the audacious idea of promoting David Warner vs. Mitchell Johnson in an MMA showdown, we explore it all. Brace for laughter and unexpected moments as we round off with our signature touch – presenting the "Penis of the Week." It's a wild ride through sports, absurdities, and humor that defines the unique charm of Sports Detention.
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
In this bold football episode, Sports Detention fearlessly tackles controversy, upsetting the French with unfiltered opinions. A curveball hits as Poddy battles COVID-19, adding a touch of reality to the banter. Join the debate as we proclaim Kobbie Mainoo the greatest midfielder ever and dissect Chelsea FC's troubles. From goalkeeper gaffes to uproarious "Drunk Uncle Trivia" and brain-teasing "Who Am I?" challenges, the episode promises laughs and challenges. We wrap up with Berta's whimsical "Who Cares Report," delivering the most trivial news. It's a rollercoaster of football emotions, opinions, and humor that defines the essence of Sports Detention.
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Join us in the latest episode of Sports Detention, where our unapologetically uneducated perspectives collide with the sports world's chaos. We remember the great contributions of "Poddy" after he kicked the tin, and explore the unexpected peril of testicles under attack. From hard-hitting rugby league and intense fight talk to the latest NFL updates and a thorough F1 review, we cover it all. Brace for laughter and cringe-worthy moments as we round off the episode with our signature touch – presenting the "Penis of the Week." It's a wild journey through sports, opinions, and the absurdities that make our podcast uniquely entertaining.
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
In this unapologetically bold football episode, Sports Detention fearlessly takes on the unpredictable world of cancel culture. We navigate the controversial waters of world football by reluctantly discussing the Socceroos' latest escapades and Everton's points deduction. Brace for laughter with "Drunk Uncle Trivia," a segment that promises uproarious football knowledge. Challenge your wits with "Who Am I?" before we cap off the show with Berta's whimsical "Who Cares Report," delivering a delightful dose of the most inconsequential news. It's a no-holds-barred, entertaining ride through the world of football, where controversy meets comedy, and cancel culture is met head-on.
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
In this action-packed episode of Sports Detention, we traverse the globe for eclectic sports news. Join us as we uncover former Victorian Premier Dan Andrews' golfing pursuits and witness horses taking an unexpected flight. Brace yourself for "Hell Week" with David Goggins, a testament to mental and physical endurance. Delve into the latest rugby league TV deals and get your fight fix with the latest updates. Our cricket enthusiasts are in for a treat with a thorough review of the Cricket World Cup, celebrating our champion Aussies. As always, we wrap up with a humorous touch - introducing the "Penis of the Week." It's an hour of sports, laughs, and the unexpected!
Wednesday Nov 15, 2023
Wednesday Nov 15, 2023
In this episode of the Sports Detention Football Show, we dissect the highs and lows of the English Premier League, exploring the headlines that have rocked European football. However, chaos ensues as controversy strikes – Cosi's microphone mysteriously cuts out, disrupting half the show. Despite the technical hiccups, we soldier on, delivering a spirited discussion on the beautiful game. Tune in for Berta's "Who Cares Report," a lighthearted take on the week's least significant news. It's a rollercoaster of football emotions, unexpected mishaps, and comedic moments that make this episode a must-listen for any sports enthusiast.
Tuesday Nov 14, 2023
Tuesday Nov 14, 2023
Dive into the rugby league pre-season with our comprehensive review of the latest news and updates. We explore the standout moments, key player transfers, and teams to watch in the upcoming season. Our "Stream of the Week" recommendation is the captivating SLY on Netflix, promising an adrenaline-pumping watch.
In a surprising turn, controversy has been thrust upon the beep test in the world of physical education. Join us as we unravel the heated discussions and varying opinions surrounding this fitness benchmark. Fight enthusiasts, stay tuned for the latest in combat sports, and cricket fans, catch up on the buzz around the upcoming Cricket World Cup.
And, of course, we wrap up with our humorous touch - presenting the "Penis of the Week" segment, adding a comedic spin to the week's events. It's a jam-packed episode covering the spectrum of sports and entertainment!
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Join us for a lively Premier League recap as we dissect the latest football action and controversies. We dive into the intense drama surrounding Kevin Arteta's passionate reaction to a VAR referee decision that's set the football world buzzing. While United's struggles continue, we unravel the chaos at Old Trafford, discussing what's gone wrong. Liverpool fans, brace yourselves, as we bring you the latest updates on the issues with the Kenilworth road toilet roof.
Plus, don't miss the fun with "Drunk Uncle Trivia," where football meets hilarity, and Berta's "Who Cares Report," where we take a light-hearted look at the least important news of the week. It's a rollercoaster ride through the Football world you won't want to miss!
The sports detention podcast is a creation of two secondary educators who found themselves despite inadequate qualifications, discussing the ins and outs of sport and entertainment in between classes. Since recording these conversations within a podcast format, the listeners have grown significantly from colleagues who were forced to listen to the waffle, to a group of dedicated fans known as the "Students".